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	<title>Kris Beldin's Two Cents Blog &#187; Humor</title>
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		<title>What I&#8217;m Thankful For</title>
		<link>http://krisbeldin.com/2008/11/28/what-im-thankful-for/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2008 07:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA["Gracias, danke, merci—whatever language is spoken, 'thank you' frequently expressed will cheer your spirit, broaden your friendships, and lift your lives to a higher pathway as you journey toward perfection. There is a simplicity—even a sincerity—when 'thank you' is spoken."

~President Thomas S. Monson]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s that time of year again &#8212; it sure seems to creep up on me faster and faster each year. This time of year we sort of stop and take a break and think about things other than what we&#8217;ve done the last 10 months; the time when life kinda slows down.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m not going to lie, I like the break, the slow down in pace.</p>
<p>We live in a time where life is moving at a break neck pace, instant gratification is the name of the game, if it isn&#8217;t faster, we don&#8217;t want it. So it&#8217;s nice when we can slow down, life is about so much more than work, than BYU-Utah (though that&#8217;s a tough one to swallow), than bills (Carolyn would say otherwise), life can be so much more.</p>
<p>One of the reasons, I believe, many companies slow down this time of year is so we CAN take time to stop and smell the roses. Thanksgiving is the first of the big holidays and appropriately gives us an opportunity to think of all we have &#8212; or, at the very least, to say thank you to someone for something.</p>
<p>So, here&#8217;re some things I&#8217;m thankful for this year:</p>
<ul>
<li>My family</li>
<li>My wife</li>
<li>My job</li>
<li>My car</li>
<li>My health</li>
<li>My computer (the Mac, not the PC &#8212; okay, I&#8217;m thankful for the PC)</li>
<li>Technology</li>
<li>A heater</li>
<li>My friends</li>
<li>The fact that I am where I&#8217;m at, at the right time, doing the things I&#8217;m doing, with the people I interact with</li>
<li>Food</li>
<li>A comfortable office chair</li>
<li>The gospel</li>
<li>My calling</li>
<li>Facebook, Twitter, blogs, email and all the apps and networks where I can meet new people and keep in touch with dear friends</li>
<li>Good tennis shoes</li>
<li>A comfy bed</li>
<li>Good ideas</li>
<li>The opportunity to live in this great country of ours (regardless of what some say, it is a GREAT country)</li>
<li>And many, many more things</li>
</ul>
<p>So, between turkey bowls, parades, food and whatever other traditions you may have, find a moment to say &#8220;thank you.&#8221; Whether it&#8217;s to your family, friends or Heavenly Father, do it and you&#8217;ll be thankful you did.</p>
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		<title>Some Mormon Political Humor &#8230;</title>
		<link>http://krisbeldin.com/2008/09/04/some-mormon-political-humor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 15:42:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think it&#8217;s true to say that most, if not all humor is at least based on truth. The political campaigns are no stranger to jokes, which are often more mean spirited than just a good laugh. I came across this political cartoon in the Korean Times that was a great depiction of the far, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think it&#8217;s true to say that most, if not all humor is at least based on truth. The political campaigns are no stranger to jokes, which are often more mean spirited than just a good laugh. I came across this <a title="Link to original post on Korean Times site" href="http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/news/opinon/2007/12/195_15198.html" target="_blank">political cartoon in the Korean Times</a> that was a great depiction of the far, Conservative Right&#8217;s problem with <a title="Link to LDS Web site - Mormons" href="http://www.lds.org" target="_blank">Mitt Romney&#8217;s religion</a> &#8212; which also happens to be my religion.</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-574" title="071209_p8_cartoon-book-of-mormon" src="http://krisbeldin.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/071209_p8_cartoon-book-of-mormon.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="308" /></p>
<p>Sad, but true. Like I said, humor is always based on some portion of the truth.</p>
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		<title>My Kids Say the Darndest Things!</title>
		<link>http://krisbeldin.com/2008/04/16/my-kids-say-the-darndest-things-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 23:41:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My son is very charitable. He is always sharing things with others, in a good way. Recently he asked if he could take a second drink to share with his kindergarten friend, I said that would be fine and he took two drinks to school that day. A short time later he asked if he [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>My son is very charitable. He is always sharing things with others, in a good way. Recently he asked if he could take a second drink to share with his kindergarten friend, I said that would be fine and he took two drinks to school that day. A short time later he asked if he could again take a drink to his friend, my wife replied that it was nice to do once in a while, but not every week.</p>
<p>Fast forward a couple weeks, my son is getting ready to go to school and as he is putting together his lunch asks, &#8220;has it been once in a while?&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>What a hoot! I guess that&#8217;s how he measures time. He is a really good example to me on being charitable and forgiving. I think the Savior said it best when he admonished all of us to &#8220;become as little children.&#8221; They are pure and truly Christlike, real examples to us curmudgeonly adults!</p>
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		<title>My Kids Say the Darndest Things!</title>
		<link>http://krisbeldin.com/2008/04/09/my-kids-say-the-darndest-things/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:32:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently my wife was cleaning out her purse (read:duffle bag). My daughter who was close by &#8212; and was learning to talk &#8212; exclaimed, as some coins fell to the ground, &#8220;Some!&#8221;
True to her female nature she already wanted money, and she&#8217;s only one and a half!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Recently my wife was cleaning out her purse (read:duffle bag). My daughter who was close by &#8212; and was learning to talk &#8212; exclaimed, as some coins fell to the ground, &#8220;Some!&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>True to her female nature she already wanted money, and she&#8217;s only one and a half!</p>
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		<title>Scantily Clad Babes vs. The Simpsons &#8230;</title>
		<link>http://krisbeldin.com/2008/04/08/scantily-clad-babes-vs-the-simpsons/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 23:13:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris</dc:creator>
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Here is today&#8217;s crazy news courtesy of Venezuela:
CARACAS &#8212; D&#8217;oh! Venezuelan TV channel has yanked &#8220;the Simpsons&#8221; off the air because it may be inappropriate for children. Taking its place: &#8220;Baywatch Hawaii.&#8221;
You&#8217;ve got to love the irony of this news!! Read more in the AP&#8217;s write-up.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://krisbeldin.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/homer-simpson.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-345" style="float: left;" title="Homer Simpson" src="http://krisbeldin.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/homer-simpson-240x300.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="188" /></a></p>
<p>Here is today&#8217;s crazy news courtesy of Venezuela:</p>
<blockquote><p>CARACAS &#8212; D&#8217;oh! Venezuelan TV channel has yanked &#8220;the Simpsons&#8221; off the air because it may be inappropriate for children. Taking its place: &#8220;Baywatch Hawaii.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>You&#8217;ve got to love the irony of this news!! <a title="Link to AP story from Google News." href="http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hCEsv_JQRaQ30MoXwQgBwgqESpQAD8VTLK2G0" target="_blank">Read more in the AP&#8217;s write-up</a>.</p>
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		<title>Did you know Hillary Clinton was a Navy S.E.A.L &#8230;</title>
		<link>http://krisbeldin.com/2008/03/26/did-you-know-hillary-clinton-was-a-navy-seal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:29:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;ve probably heard about the Hillary Clinton debacle this week. Fudge a little here, fudge a little there, what&#8217;s the big deal. The fact is there were snipers in the country the continent and she felt for her safety. But, as first lady of these United States how could she pass up an opportunity to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;ve probably heard about the <a title="Link to CBS story about Clinton's misspeech." href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/03/25/politics/main3967223.shtml?source=search_story" target="_blank">Hillary Clinton debacle this week</a>. Fudge a little here, fudge a little there, what&#8217;s the big deal. The fact is there were snipers in <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">the country</span> the continent and she felt for her safety. But, as first lady of these United States how could she pass up an opportunity to greet the people, even if it meant that she might be hit by a 50 .cal round of anti-aircraft fire??</p>
<p>The bottom line is somebody embellished something and did it repeatedly, and to the media that was present at the same event 12 years ago. And rather than just saying &#8220;Oops!&#8221; they&#8217;ve tried to spin the story &#8212; modern spin doctors, this is where we flacks/flaks get our bad reputation!</p>
<p>So, with all that said, my Canadian, soon-to-be-American colleague, sent me this <a title="Link to original Slate cartoon" href="http://www.slate.com/id/2112318/fr/nl/" target="_blank">Slate cartoon of the day</a>:</p>
<p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://krisbeldin.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/080326_ed.gif" alt="080326_ed.gif" /></p>
<p>In the end she says she &#8220;misspoke&#8221; and that she was &#8220;sleep deprived,&#8221; well, Mrs. Clinton, if the phone rings at 3 a.m. you better believe you&#8217;re gonna be sleep deprived, what&#8217;ll you do then? Once you send the missiles out you can&#8217;t bring &#8216;em home again.</p>
<p>I think Hillary thinks she&#8217;s entitled to the presidency and that&#8217;s one of the problems with nepotism in politics and she has a real vicious attitude about politics and, in my opinion, give politics &amp; politicians an even worse name. Although I&#8217;m not pulling for anyone in particular this election, I am pulling for anyone but her!</p>
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		<title>&#8216;Til Death Do Us Part &#8230; Maybe Sooner Than Later?</title>
		<link>http://krisbeldin.com/2008/01/18/creative-divorce-cake/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:47:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a little foreboding:

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[Photo courtesy of The GinBlog]
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a little foreboding:</p>
<p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://krisbeldin.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/divorcecake.jpg" alt="divorcecake.jpg" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center">&nbsp;</p>
<p>[<em>Photo courtesy of</em> <a href="http://www.theginblog.com/2007/10/this-is-why-you-never-order-custom-cakes-from-walmart/" title="Link to the original post on The GinBlog" target="_blank"><em>The GinBlog</em></a>]</p>
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		<title>A Few Good . . . Advertisers??</title>
		<link>http://krisbeldin.com/2007/10/24/a-few-good-advertisers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 04:24:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris</dc:creator>
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		<title>Quote of the Day</title>
		<link>http://krisbeldin.com/2007/06/14/quote-of-the-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2007 06:35:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris</dc:creator>
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&#8220;It&#8217;s like giving a glass of ice water to somebody in hell.&#8221;
~Steve Jobs
(This was said at the June 2007 D: All Things Digital conference in Carlsbad, CA. Jobs was referring to Apple&#8217;s popular iTunes music program being available to Windows OS users.)
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<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s like giving a glass of ice water to somebody in hell.&#8221;</p>
<p>~Steve Jobs</p>
<p>(This was said at the June 2007 D: All Things Digital conference in Carlsbad, CA. Jobs was referring to Apple&#8217;s popular iTunes music program being available to Windows OS users.)</p>
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		<title>Funny Ad: Tiger tackling a fan</title>
		<link>http://krisbeldin.com/2007/02/07/tiger-woods-tackling-a-fan/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Feb 2007 16:26:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris</dc:creator>
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