Humor

What I’m Thankful For

“Gracias, danke, merci—whatever language is spoken, ‘thank you’ frequently expressed will cheer your spirit, broaden your friendships, and lift your lives to a higher pathway as you journey toward perfection. There is a simplicity—even a sincerity—when ‘thank you’ is spoken.”

~President Thomas S. Monson



Some Mormon Political Humor …

I think it’s true to say that most, if not all humor is at least based on truth. The political campaigns are no stranger to jokes, which are often more mean spirited than just a good laugh. I came across this political cartoon in the Korean Times that was a great depiction of the far, [...]



My Kids Say the Darndest Things!

My son is very charitable. He is always sharing things with others, in a good way. Recently he asked if he could take a second drink to share with his kindergarten friend, I said that would be fine and he took two drinks to school that day. A short time later he asked if he [...]



My Kids Say the Darndest Things!

Recently my wife was cleaning out her purse (read:duffle bag). My daughter who was close by — and was learning to talk — exclaimed, as some coins fell to the ground, “Some!”
True to her female nature she already wanted money, and she’s only one and a half!



Scantily Clad Babes vs. The Simpsons …

Here is today’s crazy news courtesy of Venezuela:
CARACAS — D’oh! Venezuelan TV channel has yanked “the Simpsons” off the air because it may be inappropriate for children. Taking its place: “Baywatch Hawaii.”
You’ve got to love the irony of this news!! Read more in the AP’s write-up.



Did you know Hillary Clinton was a Navy S.E.A.L …

You’ve probably heard about the Hillary Clinton debacle this week. Fudge a little here, fudge a little there, what’s the big deal. The fact is there were snipers in the country the continent and she felt for her safety. But, as first lady of these United States how could she pass up an opportunity to [...]



‘Til Death Do Us Part … Maybe Sooner Than Later?

This is a little foreboding:

 
[Photo courtesy of The GinBlog]



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Quote of the Day

“It’s like giving a glass of ice water to somebody in hell.”
~Steve Jobs
(This was said at the June 2007 D: All Things Digital conference in Carlsbad, CA. Jobs was referring to Apple’s popular iTunes music program being available to Windows OS users.)



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